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Biertittrella Fassbinder	Posted - 2010.03.21 08:12:00 - [1] Just an hour a day (warning: some rough language ahead) So, this is it. I'm going to tell you what my **in' job is about... And it IS a in' job, I tell you. My name is Earl, by the way. Well, it's just an hour a day û sometimes more, sometimes less û but an hour a day isn't all too much, don't you think? Bull! I'd love to have more time for this ! Have you ever tried to fill a few thousand systems with in' roids? I guess I know how santa feels on x-mas! But I feel that way every single day from 11 to 12. Some would call me a god, a demiurg perhaps û but I'm little more than a in' janitor! Or a *, I get paid for a in' hour a day... Got that one? Hahaha Well, not a *, I'm not the guy you'd call handsome... But that doesn't matter at all, 'cos you'd never see me, anyway. They shut existence down, when I'm at work. Yeah, you got that right. They just in' shut down the universe. THEY are the real gods, y'know! But , I'm not allowed to talk 'bout them. Where was I? Ah, I know. My work doesn't stop with dumpin' out the roids for 's sake. No way, Sir! I've got to handle all the problems, that a universe is confronted with. As if I had the time. Have I told you, I have only a motherin' hour of time a day? It's up to me to repair all those ships in deadspace pockets, that have been blown to pieces! Can you imagine, what that means? It should be a task for years, really. But I shouldn't complain û after all I've got an hour! ! AND I'm the ragman, too! in' trash, left in space, has to be collected by someone. 'Hey, why don't we send Earl?' in' pillocks! And some freakin' bastards start complainin' on the intergalactic forums, that are for some reason allowed to exist on, as soon as I need a few minutes longer. Hey, you suckers, I'm so in' sorry you can't get in ya' in' ships to in' spread the in' litter and make my life even more miserable on time! I get paid for a single hour, even if it takes me longer û so believe me, I don't in' want to stay longer than necessary! Okay, I guess that was it. **in' stop recording, or I'll...

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